SILLY COURTCourt of Petty Grievances

Effective 4 July 2026

Privacy Policy

Short version: we store as little as possible, not for long, and you hold the delete button.

1. Who is responsible

Silly Court (sillycourt.com) is the data controller for the information described here. Questions and requests: xcifer@gmail.com.

2. What we store, and why

  • Account data — your email address and a salted hash of your password (never the password itself), plus your case credits. Purpose: signing you in and keeping your credits safe. Legal basis: performing our agreement with you.
  • Case data — what you file: descriptions, statements, names you provide, uploaded images, the served party's response, and the generated trial. Purpose: running your trial. Legal basis: performing our agreement with you.
  • Essential cookies only — a session cookie (signing you in) and a visitor cookie (rate limiting). No advertising cookies, no trackers, no analytics profiles.

3. How long we keep it

  • Cases self-destruct. Cases and everything in them — including every uploaded image — are automatically and permanently erased after 30 days. The only exception is cases their filer explicitly published to the public Court Records.
  • You hold the delete button. You can erase any case instantly from your account page, and you can erase your entire account — cases, uploads, transcripts, credits, login — with one click. Erasure is immediate and irreversible.
  • Payment records — Stripe processes payments; we store only which pack a checkout session granted (no card data, ever — it never touches our servers).

4. Who processes it for us

To run trials, your submitted case content is processed by:

  • AI providers — case text is sent to DeepSeek (dialogue generation) and uploaded images to Google Gemini (image description) strictly to generate your trial. These providers may process data outside the EU/EEA. Do not upload anything you would not want processed this way.
  • Stripe — payment processing on their own secure pages.
  • Hosting — the server this site runs on.

5. Your rights (GDPR)

You have the right to access, rectify, erase, restrict, and port your data, and to complain to your data protection authority (in Denmark: Datatilsynet). The fastest routes: the erase buttons on your account page work instantly; everything else via xcifer@gmail.com. If a case filed by someone else names you, email us and we will review promptly — see also the Terms of Service.

6. Data minimization, by design

We collect no names beyond what you type, no addresses, no phone numbers, no birthdays, no analytics profiles. The court is nosy about lasagna, not about you.