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Petty Infringement (Unauthorized Use of Another's Creative Work)

C.P.G. § 4.5 · Chapter 4 — Offenses Against Property, Money & Entertainment · Class A Pettiness Misdemeanor

C.P.G. § 4.5Petty Infringement (Unauthorized Use of Another's Creative Work)

Class A Pettiness Misdemeanor

A person is guilty of Petty Infringement when they use, copy, repost, remix, or republish a creative work — a video, photograph, recording, writing, or artwork — that another person created or owns, without that person's permission. Use of the work to promote a business, product, or service is an aggravating circumstance. Ignorance of the creator's identity is NOT a defense: one who does not know whose work it is, knows it is not their own.

Definitions
Creative work”.
As defined in § 1.2, including works depicting the complainant's children, pets, cooking, or interpretive dance.
Remix”.
A copy with feelings. Still a copy.
Elements (proof required: a preponderance of the evidence)
  1. The complainant created or owns the work
  2. The accused used, copied, reposted, remixed, or republished the work, in whole or in part
  3. The owner did not give permission
Recognized defenses
  • The License Defense — permission was actually granted, provable by words to that effect
  • The Wrong Plaintiff Defense — the work is not the complainant's creation or property
  • The Independent Creation Defense — the accused made their own, and can show it
Degrees
  • First degree: The work was used to promote a business, product, or service, or otherwise for petty profit.
  • Second degree: Personal, non-commercial use without permission.
Aggravating circumstances
  • A watermark or credit was cropped, blurred, or painted over
  • The work went viral in the accused's hands while the creator watched from home
Mitigating circumstances
  • Prompt, voluntary takedown BEFORE any complaint was made
  • Full and prominent credit given from the moment of posting
Leading cases
  • Juulsgaard v. McCabe (2026)The landmark. An admission of use decides the case; 'we can totally take it down' is a party admission, not hearsay; and a post-hoc takedown offer mitigates the sentence, never the guilt.
  • In re The Viral Remix (2026)'It was going viral' is a description of the harm, not a defense to it.
Sentencing guideline: Immediate takedown, public credit to the true creator, surrender of petty profits traceable to the work, and a written apology. Offers to take the work down made only AFTER being caught mitigate the sentence; they never excuse the use.
Sentences this court has been known to hand down
  • immediate takedown of the work from every page, platform, and story highlight, verified within 48 hours
  • a public correction post crediting the true creator, pinned for thirty (30) days
  • surrender of all petty profits traceable to the work, calculated generously in the creator's favor
  • a handwritten apology to the creator (and to any persons depicted), read aloud with eye contact

Commentary: An homage to real copyright law (17 U.S.C. §§ 106, 504): the exclusive right to a work belongs to its creator, and even 'innocent' infringement — not knowing whose work it was — merely reduces the damages; it never excuses the use. 'It was going viral' has never been a defense anywhere.

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The first case is always free. The verdict is always meaningless.

Other offenses in Chapter 4 — Offenses Against Property, Money & Entertainment

The Code of Petty Grievances is a work of comedy. It is not legal advice, it is not law, and citing it in an actual courtroom will end poorly and hilariously, in that order.